About Trev
In the spirit of full disclosure and recycling, I've simply reprinted one of those fantastic e-mail surveys. It's cheap, simple, and makes me seem not at all narcissistic.
  • Where were you born?
  • Jackson, Michigan
  • What time did you get up this morning?
  • 8:30 am
  • Diamonds or pearls?
  • Pearl necklace - definitely pearl necklace...
  • What is your favorite TV show?
  • Monk
  • What did you have for breakfast?
  • Yogurt and toast
  • What is your favorite cuisine?
  • Italian
  • What foods do you dislike?
  • OLIVES. The mere whiff of olives nearly makes me puke.
  • Your favorite Potato chip?
  • Pringles but I don't eat them too much.
  • What is your favorite CD at the moment?
  • Michael Tolcher - I Am
  • What kind of car do you drive?
  • Volvo S70
  • What characteristics do you despise?
  • Nags, know-it-alls, nags, cocky sonsabitches, and nags
  • Favorite item of clothing?
  • Sandals!
  • If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
  • Amsterdam
  • What color is your bathroom?
  • White and pink. For the love of God, who puts pink tile in a bathroom?
  • Favorite brand of clothing?
  • I'm rocking the Levis lately...
  • Where would you want to retire to?
  • I really don't expect the US to exist by the time I retire, so pretty much anywhere else.
  • Favorite time of day?
  • Dusk
  • Favorite sport to watch?
  • I don't have a TV
  • Coke or Pepsi?
  • I don't drink soda but Pepsi is disallowed in my home and office. I guess you could say Coke.
  • Are you a morning person or night owl?
  • Who?
  • What size shoe do you wear?
  • 12 baby!
  • Do you have pets?
  • One cat with unusually large breasts
  • Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone?
  • All four of my wisdom teeth are growing in sideways. Isn't that exciting!
  • What did you want to be when you were little?
  • At one point I wanted to be a priest. I think that's more because I wanted to suck up to God, and less because I wanted to molest children.
  • Favorite Candy Bar?
  • Mounds are always yummy
  • What is your best childhood memory?
  • One time by dad flipped the truck over in a drunken stupor. Waking up upside down was definitely a highlight.
  • What color underwear are you wearing?
  • caucasian
  • Nicknames?
  • None really. Everyone calls me Trev.
  • Piercing?
  • My mom drove me to get my ear pierced as a youthful act of defiance. That's been gone for a while.
  • Eye color?
  • Green
  • Ever been to Africa?
  • No but judging from the clothing they sport in National Geographic I'm hoping it's as hot as they say
  • Ever been toilet papering?
  • I T.P my bunghole at least 5 times a day. Sometimes just for practice.
  • Love someone so much it made you cry?
  • No, so I used a piece of glass and faked it
  • Croutons or bacon bits?
  • Croutons, unless they're those fake bacon bits. I can eat those by the handful
  • Favorite day of the week?
  • Sunday
  • Favorite restaurant?
  • I have to say I'm partial to The Cheesecake Factory because I used to work there.
  • Favorite flower?
  • Gerber Daisy - orange
  • Favorite ice cream?
  • Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
  • Disney or Warner Brothers?
  • What, are these rival gangs or something?
  • Favorite fast food restaurant?
  • Chipotle
  • What color is your bedroom carpet?
  • Wood!
  • How many times did you fail your driver's test?
  • None. Does anyone really do that?
  • Bedtime?
  • I shoot for 11 but usually it's 2
  • Last person you went to dinner with?
  • My co-worker Irene, who abstained from talk about her - or her father's - anus for the entire meal.
  • What is your favorite color?
  • It used to be blue. Then I was a big fan of orange. Now I think it's pretty much anything understated.
  • How many tattoos do you have?
  • The one from fantasy island is tied up in my closet. My priestly aspirations have developed into midget molestation.
  • Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
  • The chicken, but it forgot to tap the egg on the shoulder and left a bad taste in it's mouth.